So...you Wanna Get Married? Step One: Get Fit!

This is the first in a series of stories about one cow's life events as they took place within the realm of her cow'mrades and the bullshooters who occupy residency in the quaint towns of Spooliville and Cowlywood. Ms. Moo Dawna Pattymaker is this contagious little sassy cow. Through her, you'll be introduced to others with their own unique 'who' going on. You'll meet bullshooters who serve and protect, bullshooters who grunt and groan. And of course, who could be without the suave' debonair bullshooters who stumble along the cow patties falsely believing they've got what it takes to quiver a cow's uddermentionables. You'll meet bad bullshooters and gossipy cows all of whom are slightly empty-noggined or grossly overly serious. But no matter, ALL must face challenges. Stumbling blocks exist in every pasture and every each must decide which to bother with and which to turn away from. These are a series of comical 'love match' stories for all ages! Choosing the right mosey partner is just as vital to a happy life as choosing the right ensemble.

Born in Timmins Ontario, 1955, Vivian is fifth of eleven children. Her parents were well known for their jovial personalities which pretty much rendered her and her siblings the same. Through out her life, one way or another, Vivian's contagious personality and artistic talents have brought humor to others. "There's not near enough smile muscles used in our life times." she says. It’s this way of thinking and her love of God that helps her forge on, especially in times of trials. “God instilled a great deal of power to the use of our mandible muscles. Smiles always seem to draw an uplifted, child-like crowd, ever notice that? It's like when Mom would 'kiss it better' even though 'it' hurt like heck.” she says. You’ll enjoy the antics of her sassy characters as they too go through life’s challenges with their mandible muscles in full force.