Who do you know that can get hundreds of people to sing, shamelessly,
in unison, “I want to put my finger in your tushy hole. Try it you
might like it”? Yeah…you heard me right. And based on that perplexed
look, devious smile or expression of sheer terror on your face right
now…that’s what I thought. Not a soul.
Well…I know of
only one, and I am excited to share him with you through this uniquely
entertaining (and might I add true) series of short stories authored by
my lifelong friend…the unencumbered, unabashed, inoffensively offensive,
and appropriately inappropriate Jeff Harris.
I met
Jeff when he was 18 years old and had already been honing his skills as a
singer songwriter for at least five years. How could I have known back
then that 20 years later, Jeff, through his successful music career,
would take me on an adventure through Copenhagen, Denmark that I
couldn’t describe suitably if I tried. Nine days of bars, booze, bus
rides, Christiana, pot, lesbian Eskimos, a broken toe, fresh bread and
jam, and did I mention Christiana? In the bizarre world of my friend,
these escapades are commonplace.
Anecdotes from this
book will not only give you a glimpse of what life is like for a
talented, mischievous and open-minded musician who has traveled more
than 17 countries, performed thousands of shows in front of nearly
millions of people all over the globe but provide you with a respite
from life that is often way too stressful and serious. So, sit back,
relax, and enjoy the bobsled run…
It’s a wild ride.