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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Topic / Relationships
  • Language:English
  • Series title:Lights Off, Swag On
  • Series Number:1
  • Pages:50
  • eBook ISBN:9781620951521

Lights Off, Swag On

A Player's Handbook

by Hitch Swagstone , Maurice Waters and Tyler Wagner

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A Player’s Handbook stems from one theory that plagues guys all over the world – “Women don’t know what they want, but we (as guys) have to give it to them.” Covering things from breaking down walls and time management to how to deal with the dreaded ex and clingers. A Player’s Handbook PROMISES not only to be a good read, but a read you wouldn’t mind passing to your “lady friend.”
Lights Off, Swag On is a series thought up by a group of roommates from Baltimore, Maryland in 2009. The idea was to take the various situations we encountered throughout our college experience. Through “research” and development we’ve finally reached our first product. A Player’s Handbook quickly touches on some of the situations we came across most often. Written from the perspective of Hitch Swagstone, a “dog” who has the same woes when trying to court those of the opposite sex. Covering things from breaking down walls and time management to how to deal with the dreaded ex and handling clingers. A Player’s Handbook addresses those of the male persuasion, but was written in HOPES that women would also take enjoyment in seeing how the male populace thinks. Enjoy a “dog’s” take on a very human problem, “Women don’t know what they want, but we (as men) have to give it to them.”
About the author
Born, Major BamBam, Hitch represents the inner dog of every man of the world. Not only does he understands the woes of today’s society, but he has a knack for being able to break these things down to their simplest form. Working from “The Doghouse” he likes to think of himself as a modern day love guru. Hitch doesn’t believe in the bashing of either men or women, only bringing to the light that we all have issues and once we realize that things are more simple than we make them, then things will in fact become more simple than we make them.
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