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Fat Whack
It's a Fat World After All
by Andrew Franks

Overview


For martial arts Master Chapton Ito, life is good—until it isn't. His business, Fat Whack, is the South's premiere weight-loss company. People love the concept of hiring a personal ninja to leap out of the bushes to knock junk food out of their hands, helping to "whack the fat right off". But what happens when the ninjas start killing clients instead of calories?
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Description


For martial arts Master Chapton Ito, life is good—until it isn't. His business, Fat Whack, is the South's premiere weight-loss company. People love the concept of hiring a personal ninja to leap out of the bushes to knock junk food out of their hands, helping to "whack the fat right off". But what happens when the ninjas start killing clients instead of calories? Master Ito's business takes a hit, and people start to whisper about a mysterious Fat Master. Who is he? Why is he kidnapping obese teenagers and stashing them in the woods? And will the world accept a hero who also happens to be a ninja? Fat Whack is a skinny story that's fat with drama!
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About the author


Andrew Franks lives close to the beach, but never goes to the beach. His favorite food is a fully loaded baked potato, but he wouldn't kick a burrito out of bed. He's gifted at the art of puppetry, but every time he puts that fact on a job application, the employer doesn't seem to care.
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Book details

Genre:FICTION

Subgenre:Humorous

Language:English

Series title:FAT WHACK

Series Number:1

Pages:128

Format:Paperback

eBook ISBN:9781543968576

Paperback ISBN:9781543968569


Overview


For martial arts Master Chapton Ito, life is good—until it isn't. His business, Fat Whack, is the South's premiere weight-loss company. People love the concept of hiring a personal ninja to leap out of the bushes to knock junk food out of their hands, helping to "whack the fat right off". But what happens when the ninjas start killing clients instead of calories?

Read more

Description


For martial arts Master Chapton Ito, life is good—until it isn't. His business, Fat Whack, is the South's premiere weight-loss company. People love the concept of hiring a personal ninja to leap out of the bushes to knock junk food out of their hands, helping to "whack the fat right off". But what happens when the ninjas start killing clients instead of calories? Master Ito's business takes a hit, and people start to whisper about a mysterious Fat Master. Who is he? Why is he kidnapping obese teenagers and stashing them in the woods? And will the world accept a hero who also happens to be a ninja? Fat Whack is a skinny story that's fat with drama!

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About the author


Andrew Franks lives close to the beach, but never goes to the beach. His favorite food is a fully loaded baked potato, but he wouldn't kick a burrito out of bed. He's gifted at the art of puppetry, but every time he puts that fact on a job application, the employer doesn't seem to care.
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