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Book details
  • Genre:FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS
  • SubGenre:Parenting / Motherhood
  • Language:English
  • Pages:26
  • Format:Paperback
  • Paperback ISBN:9781543993318

Dear Mom, You Don't Get To Have Nice Things

by Erin Harper View author's profile page

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Overview

In the most humorous way possible, "Dear Mom, You Don't Get to Have Nice Things" helps moms everywhere cope with the daily destruction of their most prized possessions. 

Description

Moms, prepare to laugh at the very situations that typically leave you frustrated, hopeless, and ready to give up on owning anything valuable before your sweet baby leaves the nest. Your mommy friends are guaranteed to praise you for wiping their tears away with the pages of this book. And, because this story helps readers to understand the everyday struggles of parenting a tiny tornado, some of your friends and family will thank you for the free birth control.

About the author

Erin Harper is a university professor by day, a comedian by night, and a mom 24/7. Despite having a Ph.D. in school psychology, Erin is not ashamed to admit that her knowledge of what to do with her own preschooler is tested daily. Erin is married to her college sweetheart, Benny, the father of the little human who destroys their nice things. 

Follow @erinahaper on Instagram. 

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