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Book details
  • Genre:FICTION
  • SubGenre:Romance / Erotica
  • Language:English
  • Pages:600
  • eBook ISBN:9781483565194
  • Paperback ISBN:9781483565187

86

The End Is Near

by Scott Christensen

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Overview
Pheromontropion. Never heard of it? That’s a good thing for you. Chris Lass wishes he was still naive to it all. You see, lack of pheromontropion is a bad thing, a very bad thing. When you no longer have it, you no longer have any fun, the brand of fun that is commonly referred to as a Happy Ending! That’s right, infinity has an end and for Chris Lass, the end is near. What can it be like to be the first male in all of history to run out of orgasms? After 86 more, Chris Lass will know!
Description
Chris Lass played on the professional tennis tour so he knew the struggle and stress of the horrendous travel in the endless pursuit of computer ranking points, playing when you are tired or jet-lagged or injured. Pro tennis isn’t the glamour that you see in watching the final of a major championship on television. Chris Lass found himself in a different whirlwind now! The discovery of a new hormone that is the catalyst for orgasm, pheromontropion, led to further study and the discovery of one man who has a limited supply, Chris Lass. Already questioning his lifestyle and the fact that he has never been part of a real relationship, and in the midst of building a new career, Lass is feeling overwhelmed with being pulled in many different directions. Tormented by a haunting childhood memory, living in a world where a grand professional failure is constantly relived, and then there is the crazed housewife stalker, the deviant sexual predators and a battalion of carnivorous media ready to pounce in search of the next big headline. Yet even that all pales to the one thing at the center, that a medical calamity was about to forever change his life. Amidst the challenge and stress of coaching a fast-rising player on the women’s tour, dealing with the media blitz and paparazzi from his new celebrity, all makes it even more challenging to figure out just what he wants out of life and always with the dark shadow of doom hanging over him, that after 86 more, Chris Lass was about to be the first man in history to run out of orgasms!
About the author

As a young child Scott Christensen was diagnosed with a hyperactive imagination which has exacerbated in adulthood into chronic hopeless romanticism. He now copes with his condition by actively writing crazy novels that include whimsical plot lines and highly optimistic romance centered around stunning females portraying incredible strength and intelligence and super-virile macho men with unending sex drives. In real life Scott Christensen has toiled in the tennis industry and currently works as Director of Junior Tennis in Washington DC. Originally hailing from New Jersey, or more specifically and validated by his accent, South Jersey,he now lives in Alexandria, Virginia. Yes, the state for lovers!