About the author
Paul Little is an award-pending columnist, the author of his own misfortune and much in demand as an after-dinner driver. Born, he was educated. On turning 13 he was briefly the world’s youngest teenager. In the sporting arena his achievements include watching four successive Olympics opening ceremonies in their entirety and having the same name as someone who was an All Black for five minutes. A self-confessed greenie long before it was fashionable, he lost interest and gave it up several years ago. His contributions to charity have been hailed as “legendary” but could more accurately be described as “mythical”. His pastimes include collecting hobbies and for relaxation he sleeps.